Desc: Episode Zero: The Phantom Premiere: Directed by Noel Shankel. With Miranda Kent, Alan Michaud, Brian Whitaker. Mockumentary about an obsessed Star Wars fan who risks everything to stand in the actual fan line in front of the Grauman's Chinese Theater for a month and a half to see Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith... only to realize it isn't even playing at the theater.